Hornet Night Barricade (Pilot's Version)
A Plane from the Future catches the Wire
on our Deck
and then moments later Was launched again into the Future
Yeoman's note: Here is the story as told from the pilot's perspective in an e-mail to his buddies ashore. This story is post-Hancock Era but felt it would be interesting to post here, since so few of our own Squadrons cared to write or share their stories with our Visitors, so non-aviator types would understand the perils that our Naval Aviators have ALWAYS experienced. I was sent this story from a friend, who wishes to remain anonymous - if you will - Jake
Pilot-Author of this 'Epic' is Unknown -
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Greetings Slacker Landlubbers,
Hey, I felt the need to share with you-all the exciting night I had on the 23rd. It has nothing to do with me wanting to talk about me. It has everything to do with sharing what will no doubt become a better story as the years go by.
So, there I was...
Manned up a hot seat for the 2030 launch about 500 miles north of Hawaii insert visions of many Mai-Tais here). Spotted just forward of the NAV pole and eventually taxied off toward the island where I do a 180 and get spotted to be the first one off cat I (insert foreboding music here). There's another Hornet from our sister squadron parked ass over the track about a quarter of the way down the cat. Eventually he gets a move on and they lower my launch bar and start the launch cycle.
All systems are go on the run up and after waiting the requisite 5 seconds or so to make sure my flight controls are good to go (there's a lot to be said for good old cables and pulleys), I turn on my lights. As is my habit, I shift my eyes to the catwalk and watch the deck edge dude, and as he starts his routine of looking left then right, I put my head back. As the cat fires, I stage the blowers and am along for the ride.
Just prior to the end of the stroke there's a huge flash and a simultaneous boom! and my world is in turmoil. My little pink body is doing 145 knots or so and is 100 feet above the Black Pacific. And there it stays - except for the airspeed, which decreases to 140 knots. The throttles aren't going any farther forward despite my Schwarzzenegerian efforts to make them do so.
From out of the ether I hear a voice say one word: "Jettison." Roger that! A nanosecond later, my two drops and single MER - about 4500 pounds in all - are Black Pacific bound. The airplane leapt up a bit, but not enough.
I'm now about a mile in front of the boat at 160 feet and fluctuating from 135 to 140 knots. The next command out of the ether is another one-worder: "Eject!" I'm still flying so I respond, "Not yet, I've still got it.
Finally, at 4 miles, I take a peek at my engine instruments and notice my left engine doesn't match the right (funny how quick glimpses at instruments get burned into your brain). The left rpm is at 48% even though I'm still doing the Ah-Nold thing. I bring it back to mil. About now I get another "Eject!" call.
"Nope, still flying." Deputy Cag was watching and the further I got from the boat, the lower I looked. About 5 miles, I asked tower to please get the helo headed my way as I truly thought I was going to be shelling out. At this point I thought it would probably be a good idea to start dumping some gas. As my hand reached down for the dump switch I actually remembered that we have a NATOPS prohibition regarding dumping while in burner. After a second or two I decided, "hell with that" and turned them on. I was later told I had a 60 foot roman candle going.
At 7 miles I eventually started a (very slight) climb. A little breathing room. CATCC chimes in with a downwind heading and I'm like: "Ooh. Good idea," and throw down my hook. Eventually I get headed downwind at 900 feet and ask for a rep. While waiting I shut down the left engine. In short order I hear "Fuzz's" voice. I tell him the following: "OK Fuzz, my gear's up, my left motor's off and I'm only able to stay level with min blower. Every time I pull it to mil I start about a hundred feet per minute down."
I continue trucking downwind trying to stay level and keep dumping. I think I must have been in blower for about fifteen minutes. At ten miles or so I'm down to 5000 pounds of gas and start a turn back toward the ship. Don't intend to land, but don't want to get too far away, either. Of course, as soon I as I start in an angle of bank, I start dropping like a stone so I end up doing a 5 mile circle around the ship. Meanwhile, Fuzz is reading me the single engine rate-of-climb numbers from the PCL based on temperature, etc. It doesn't take us long to figure out that things aren't adding up. So why the hell do I need blower to stay level!?
By this time I'm talking to Fuzz (CATCC), Deputy (turning on the flight deck) and CAG who's on the bridge with the Captain. We decide that the thing to do is climb to three thousand feet and dirty up. I get headed downwind, go full burner on my remaining motor and eventually make it to 2000 feet before leveling out below a scattered layer of puffies. There's a half a moon above which was really, really cool. Start a turn back toward the ship, and when I get pointed in the right direction, I throw the gear down and pull the throttle out of AB.
Remember that flash/boom! that started this little tale? Repeat it here. Holy shit! I jam it back into AB and after three or four huge compressor stalls and accompanying decel the right motor comes back.
This next part is great. You know those stories about guys who dead stick crippled airplanes away from orphanages and puppy stores and stuff and get all this great media attention? Well, at this point I'm looking at the picket ship at my left 11 at about two miles and I say on departure freq to no one in particular, "You need to have the picket ship hang a left right now. I think I'm gonna be outta here in a second." I said it very calmly but with meaning. The LSO's said that the picket immediately started pitching out of the fight. Ha! I scored major points with the heavies afterwards for this. Anyway, it's funny how your mind works in these situations.
OK, so I'm dirty and I get it back level and pass a couple miles up the starboard side of the ship. I'm still in min blower and my fuel state is now about 2500 pounds. Hmmm. I hadn't really thought about running out of gas. I muster up the nads to pull it out of blower again and sure enough...flash, BOOM! YGTBSM!
I leave it in mil and it seems to settle out. Eventually discover that even the tiniest throttle movements cause the flash/boom thing to happen so I'm trying to be as smooth as I can. I'm downwind a couple miles when CAG comes up and says "Oyster, we're going to rig the barricade."
Remember, CAG's up on the bridge watching me fly around doing blower donuts in the sky and he's thinking I'm gonna run outta JP-5 too. By now I've told everyone who's listening that there a better than average chance that I'm going to be ejecting - the helo bubbas, god bless 'em, have been following me around this entire time.
I continue downwind and again, sounding more calm than I probably was, call paddles. "Paddles, you up?"
"Go ahead" replies "Max," one of our CAG LSO's. "Max, I probably know most of it but you wanna shoot me the barricade brief?" (Insert long pause here). After the fact, Max told me they went from expecting me to eject to me asking for the barricade brief in about a minute and he was hyperventilating. He was awesome on the radio though, just the kind of voice you'd want to hear in this situation. He gives me the brief and at nine miles I say, "If I turn now, will it be up when I get there? I don't want to have to go around again."
"It's going up now Oyster, go ahead and turn." "Turning in, say final bearing."
"zero-six-three" replies the voice in CATCC. (Another number I remember - go figure).
OK, we're on a four degree glideslope and I'm at 800 feet or so. I intercept glideslope at about a mile and three quarters and pull power. Flash/boom! Add power out of fear. Going high. Pull power. Flash/boom! Add power out of fear. Going higher. (Flashback to LSO school. All right class, today's lecture will be on the single engine barricade approach. Remember, the one place you really, REALLY don't want to be is high. Are there any questions?)
The PLAT video is most excellent as each series of flash/booms shows up nicely along with the appropriate reflections on the water. "Flats," our other CAG paddles is backing up and as I start to set up a higher than desired sink rate he hits the "Eat At Joe's" lights. Very timely too. [note: wave-off lights - a guts-ball decision]
I stroke AB and cross the flight deck with my right hand on the stick and my left thinking about the little yellow and black handle between my legs. No worries. I cleared that sucker by at least ten feet. By the way my state at the ball call was 1.1.
As I slowly climb out I say, again to no one in particular, "I can do this." Max and Flats heard this and told me later it made them feel much better about my state of mind. I'm in blower still and CAG says, "Turn downwind." Again, good idea. After I get turned around he says, "Oyster, this is gonna be your last look, so turn in again as soon as you're comfortable." I lose about 200 feet in the turn and like a total dumbshit I look out as I get on centerline and that night thing about feeling high gets me and I descend further to 400 feet. I got kinda pissed at myself then as I realized I would now be intercepting the four degree glideslope in the middle.
No shit fellas, flash/boom every several seconds all the way down. Last look at my gas was 600-and-some pounds at a mile and a half. "Where am I on the glideslope Max?" I ask ask and hear a calm, "Roger Ball." I know I'm low because the ILS is waaay up there and I call "Clara." Can't remember what the response was but by now the ball's shooting up from the depths. I start flying it and before I get a chance to spot the deck. I hear "Cut, cut, cut!" I'm really glad I was a paddles for so long because my mind said to me, "Do what he says Oyster," and I pulled it back to idle. The reason I mention this is that I felt like I was a LONG F$#@! WAYS OUT THERE - if you know what I mean (my hook hit 11 Oyster paces from the ramp, as I discovered during FOD walkdown today).
The rest is pretty tame. I hit the deck, skipped the one, the two, and snagged the three and rolled into the barricade about a foot right of centerline. Once stopped my vocal chords involuntarily yelled "Victory!" on button 2 (the 14 guys who were listening in marshal said it was pretty cool. After the fact I wish I had done the Austin Powers' "Yeah Baby!" thing.) The lights came up and off to my right there must have been a ga-zillion cranials. Paddles said that with my shutdown you could hear a huge cheer across the flight deck. I open the canopy and start putting my shit in my helmet bag and the first guy I see is our Flight Deck Chief, huge guy named Chief Richards and he gives me the coolest look and then two thumbs up. I will remember it forever. Especially since I'm the Maintenance Officer.
I climb down and people are gathering around patting me on the back when one of the boat's crusty yellow-shirt chiefs interrupts and says, "Gentlemen, great job but fourteen of your good buddies are still up there and we need to get them aboard." Again, priceless.
So there you have it fellas. Here I sit with my little pink body in a ready room chair on the same tub I did my first cruise in 10 years and 7 months ago. And I thought it was exciting back then.
P.S. You're probably wondering what made my motors shit themselves and I almost forgot to tell you. Remember the scene with the foreboding music? When they taxied that last Hornet - the one that was ass over the cat track - they forgot to remove a section or two of the cat seal (see below). The board's not finished yet, but it's a done deal. As the shuttle came back it removed the cat seal which went down both motors during the stroke. During the waveoff, one of the LSO's saw "about thirty feet" of black rubber hanging off the left side of the airplane. The whole left side, including inside the intake is basically black where the rubber was beating on it in the breeze. The right motor, the one that kept running, has 340 major hits to all stages. The compressor section is trashed and best of all, it had two pieces of the cat seal -one about 2 feet and the other about 4 feet long, sticking out of the first stage and into the intake. God Bless General Electric!
P.P.S. By the way, the data showed that I was fat - had 380 pounds of gas when I shut down. Again, remember this number as in ten years I will surely be claiming, FUMES MAN, FUMES I TELL YOU!
Notes added by previous forwarder: 380 lbs = 50 gals, which is a drop in the bucket for an engine in and out of burner. Some day, I hope to buy this man a drink. The "cat seal" is a rubber seal that is placed in the catapult track to keep debris out of the catapult when it is not being used. At night it is, of course, hard to see on a blacked out flight deck. However, someone failed to do their job when it was not removed prior to launching aircraft. There is approximately 200 feet of rubber cat seal used to seal the opening in each of the carrier's four catapults.
Some help with the acronyms...
. MER = Multiple Ejector Rack
. NATOPS = Naval Aviation Training and Operations Standardization = Dash 1
. CATCC = Carrier Air Traffic Control Center
. LSO = Landing Signal Officer - very experienced pilots who monitor all approaches and landing on a carrier and have the authorized to hit the "wave-off" lights if the situation warrants - sort of a seaborne Runway Duty Officer
. CAG = Commander, Air Group - the Carrier Air Wing Commander
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